Deer 2; Joe 0

A deer once hit Joe on a city street in Rochester, MN. It rammed into the side of his car, landing with its eye staring him in the face. The insurance adjuster didn't believe the story at first. His smoking gun was tufts of hair lodged into the side of the car. I always thought it was a little crazy, until I saw a deer last night in the ditch just outside of Rochester on highway 52 poised for attack.

Joe and I have a conspiracy theory that the deer are secretly working together in an underground army. As of now, it's deer 2; Joe 0. If you are wondering why the deer have two points, you'll have to ask Joe. If there is a deer army, I feel confident they look would look something like this: