
After a long absence, I reunited with my favorite Goldfish crackers today, the Parmesan flavor. And what did I discover on the package? A batty-eyed cracker version of myself. Would you look at that, my name is even trademarked as a cheese flavored cracker. I hope they don't send me a cease and desist letter ...
More of my lovely cracker doppelganger:

Moments like this make me glad I have a blog.